The one that started it all: how to process your first few weeks in quarantine (this will be all over by April right?)

COMMUNITY ROCKED BY SHOCKING REVELATIONS

Per our on-the-street reporting, folks are saying “hey careful with that news, it’s fragile, don’t drop — oh! woah oh no! Oh geeze oh man…!”

Your daily dose of Reality™ [THIS IS A REQUIRED ACTION, DEMANDED BY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE 24 HOUR NEWS CYCLE, ALL GLORY TO ITS NAME]

The Backyard Crew discusses some quick qualm-filled quarantine questions